My Fourteen Step Posting Formula

1 Put kettle on.
2 Write post.
3 Turn kettle off and make tea - Red Rose Orange Pekoe. Always Red Rose.
4 Bold some key-words/phrases for dramatic effect.
5 Proofread, and edit. That sentence sounds funny.
6 Find a pretty picture that is on-topic, even if it’s a stretch.
7 Add any affiliate links that are relevant.
8 Proofread. Why do I always spell entrepreneur wrong?
9 View. Looks good! Or — that picture is total crap now that I’ve re-sized it.
10 Publish.
11 Submit to Stumbleupon - Thumbs up!
12 Submit to Digg. Encounter error. Try again.
13 Submit to Delicious, not that I ever see any traffic from them anyway.
14 Put the kettle on for round two.